House cleaning HELP

I'm looking for someone, preferably a female, to come HELP me clean my house.
Hasn't really been cleaned good in 2 years but it's mostly just dust and animal hair.
I have 2 German shepherds a Blue Heeler and a cat.
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unfortunately I can't pay you cash.
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BUT I can give you an O of some of the best smoke around and you can smoke while working.
I will also be cleaning.
So basically, I'm looking for someone to come hang out with me for a couple days.