A Female Friend (Abingdon)

Older male looking for a female friend.
1900's model preferred.
Looking to buy, rent, lease or open to other purchase options, depending on: age, miles, number of previous owners, maintenance upkeep, type muffler (runs loud or quiet), body style (sleek or heavy duty), fast or slow model, warranty or buy "as is", is it a lifetime keeper or a trade in model or for just test driving.
Purchaser will pay cash.
Need description of merchandise or preferably photos and current location of merchandise.